Monday 14 June 2010

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Royal Opera House Muscat , Oman

















A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."
The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."
"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."
"You don't understand, sir," the girl says. "We have no chocolate."
"Then just give me some chocolate," he insists.
Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla?'"
The man spells, "V A N."
"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"
"OK. S-T-R-A-W."
"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'stink,' as in chocolate."
The man hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no stink in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" she screams.