Why Planning is important?
One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
See Below for the question Paper
Q.1. Name of the car??
.......... ........... ........ (2 MARKS)
Q.2. which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left b) Front Right
c) Back Left d) Back Right
>>WHAT MAKES U A "MSWAHILI"???
ReplyDelete1.you un-wrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the
>>wrapping.
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>> 2. You call a person you've never met before as uncle or aunt.
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>> 3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in your home are
>>illegal copies
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>>4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw
>>anything away, just in case you need it someday. (A gum boot
>>without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you
>>are 48)
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>>5 You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays
>>at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart, MSWAHILI pride....)
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>>6. You have almost always carried overweight baggage when traveling
>>by plane.
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>>7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a product, then each
>>member of the family will join separate queues to purchase the
>>maximum quantity possible. (Sugar, soap, rice, cooking fat etc
>>etc during old good days)
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>> 8. All children have annoying nicknames.
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>> 9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for
>>a visit. (Uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbor) have
>>camped at home
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>>10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks at
>>restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers!)
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>>11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and does
>>not talk to her for 10 years.
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>>12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night
>>(especially beepers).
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>>13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport
>>or see you off even if it is a local flight.
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>>14. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at
>>least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.
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>>Note: Pass it on to other MSWAHILI, so they can know what truly
>>makes them MSWAHILI
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>>THe Be$T aND MO$T bEauTiFul tHinG In The wOrld cAn not bE $EEn Or
>>EVen ToUCHed....They Mo$t Be feLT witH THe HeArT .....
Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert . One is David, the other is Michael. They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis , with what looked like an minaret of a mosque in the middle .
ReplyDeleteDavid said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslim, otherwise these Arabs are going to kill us . I am going to call myself Mohammed."
Michael refused to change his name , he said :" My name is Michael , and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am . ...Michael."
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names. David said : "My name is Mohammed." Michael said : "My name is Michael. "
The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said : "Please bring some food and water for Michael only." Then he turned to the other and said: "Well Mohammed I hope you are aware that we are still in the holy month of Ramadan."